I've been

I've been ...
I've been eating---or not eating.
Lincoln, Lincoln,I've been thinkin',
what on earth have you been drinkin'?
Is it whiskey; is it wine? Oh my gosh,
It's turpentine! I've narrowed it down to the coleslaw.
I don't think my gut likes raw cabbage.
But that doesn't account for the hyperactivity.
I don't think I'm getting my work done any faster;
I might even be slower, with how easily distracted I am.
One fish,two fish, red fish, bluefish.